News from the Home Front
If you have been keeping up with RAGBRAI, or the Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa, which ends Saturday, you will know that the news has been centered around the participation of seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong. Just to see how big the hype is, let's tune in now to our own Iowa correspondent and man about town, Loren Christensen...
"WELL THANKS CHRIS, YES LANCE ARMSTRONG WAS IN TOWN YESTERDAY TO EXPLAIN WHY HE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR AND NEXT TO JESUS CHRIST PROBABLY THE GREATEST AMERICAN EVER. AFTER RIDING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ON THE FAMOUS IOWA HEGIRA, HE WILL FLY TO BEIRUT WHERE HE INTENDS TO"SET THOSE SOAP DODGERS STRAIGHT" AND EXPLAIN THAT EVEN WITH HEAVY ROBES AND HEADDRESSES BIKING MAY BE INDEED THE ANSWER TO THE MIDDLE EAST IMPASSE AND WILL DO SO BY INAUGERATING THE FIRST ANNUAL GEO-IMODERATO BELLA GUERRE BIKE RALLY FROM DAMASCUS VIA BEIRUT THE LONG BUMPY RIDE THROUGH BOTH HALFS OF JERUSALEM AND FINALLY ENDING WITH THE BIG BULLA BULLA IN BAGHDAD FOR THE BIG ALCOHOL FREE 'WE LOVE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN AMERICANISM' PEP RALLY WITH OUR OWN TED NUGENT."
"WELL THANKS CHRIS, YES LANCE ARMSTRONG WAS IN TOWN YESTERDAY TO EXPLAIN WHY HE IS THE MAN OF THE HOUR AND NEXT TO JESUS CHRIST PROBABLY THE GREATEST AMERICAN EVER. AFTER RIDING FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS ON THE FAMOUS IOWA HEGIRA, HE WILL FLY TO BEIRUT WHERE HE INTENDS TO"SET THOSE SOAP DODGERS STRAIGHT" AND EXPLAIN THAT EVEN WITH HEAVY ROBES AND HEADDRESSES BIKING MAY BE INDEED THE ANSWER TO THE MIDDLE EAST IMPASSE AND WILL DO SO BY INAUGERATING THE FIRST ANNUAL GEO-IMODERATO BELLA GUERRE BIKE RALLY FROM DAMASCUS VIA BEIRUT THE LONG BUMPY RIDE THROUGH BOTH HALFS OF JERUSALEM AND FINALLY ENDING WITH THE BIG BULLA BULLA IN BAGHDAD FOR THE BIG ALCOHOL FREE 'WE LOVE JUDEO-CHRISTIAN AMERICANISM' PEP RALLY WITH OUR OWN TED NUGENT."
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