Just another interlude
Well, fuck. It turns out that live blogging during an intense forty day beer drinking and travel schedule is of high difficulty and obviously beyond the talent of your trusty beer correspondent. Fear not, gentle reader, as I am pounding away at the keyboard in attempt to provide you with one month delayed updates of one of the world's most ambitious beer tours.
What can we expect in the mean time? Answer: Not a whole helluva lot. How about a politically incorrect standup about homosexuals?
What? That didn't provide you with enough entertainment until our next update? Well here is a challenge. We are attempting to locate the elusive, enigmatic, and honorable, Matt Wise of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Computer security experts have scoured Facebook for the great man to no avail. We are asking you, gentle reader, to uncover and expose this fine man. The man or woman that successfully gets Matt Wise to join Facebook will be rewarded with an unparalleled access to Chris Meyer's catalog of hardcore pornography. So without further ado, uncover and expose Matt Wise!
What can we expect in the mean time? Answer: Not a whole helluva lot. How about a politically incorrect standup about homosexuals?
What? That didn't provide you with enough entertainment until our next update? Well here is a challenge. We are attempting to locate the elusive, enigmatic, and honorable, Matt Wise of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Computer security experts have scoured Facebook for the great man to no avail. We are asking you, gentle reader, to uncover and expose this fine man. The man or woman that successfully gets Matt Wise to join Facebook will be rewarded with an unparalleled access to Chris Meyer's catalog of hardcore pornography. So without further ado, uncover and expose Matt Wise!
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