I Should Do More

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:43:27): you dare to mock me! lol
defensemaster1 (20:43:52): Sorry.
defensemaster1 (20:44:00): I'd like a chess takeback please.
defensemaster1 (20:44:02): haha
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:44:04): no apologies necesary.
defensemaster1 (20:44:13): I hit the wrong key
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:44:23): Okay
defensemaster1 (20:44:28): Thanks!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:45:03): what do I do?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:45:14): I go to the game?
defensemaster1 (20:45:25): yeah, then you say yes to the takeback
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:45:54): it is done
defensemaster1 (20:46:02): Thanks!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:46:11): no problem
defensemaster1 (20:46:16): What are you up to today?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:48:19): a little bit of everything.....I've had to send stuff off.....wait for books to come fed ex......schwanns delivery........water lawn......prepare stuff to send back.......go to the post office to send stuff.......clean up the yard......clean up the house......
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:48:23): etc
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:48:30): a lot of etc
defensemaster1 (20:48:38): Schwann's!
defensemaster1 (20:48:43): Man, I'm envious
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:48:54): you got that right!
defensemaster1 (20:48:56): I had Maultaschen for supper, which are German ravioli in broth.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:49:11): is there schwans in Europe? I guess not huh
defensemaster1 (20:49:14): No
defensemaster1 (20:49:18): We have Bofrost
defensemaster1 (20:49:22): Or something like that
defensemaster1 (20:49:32): I've never had it.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:49:38): it it healthier?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:49:42): oh
defensemaster1 (20:49:57): It is much more expensive than Schwann's...I got a price list and thought, Nein, danke.
defensemaster1 (20:51:45): I wish I could get a big 5 gallon thing of Schwann's vanilla.
defensemaster1 (20:51:50): Mmmmm
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:51:59): mmmmmm
defensemaster1 (20:52:06): I used to eat that with Nestle Quick sprinkled on it.
defensemaster1 (20:52:19): Or Hershey's syrup
defensemaster1 (20:52:25): Or strawberries...mmmmmmmm
defensemaster1 (20:52:44): I bet it would be good with melted caramel as well.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:53:18): Es ist interessant, daß Sie eine 5 Gallone Dose Eiscreme möchten. Nicht daß ich nicht, aber es wurde, ist Sie müssen zulassen interessant.
defensemaster1 (20:53:29): hahahahah
defensemaster1 (20:53:37): babelfish=
defensemaster1 (20:53:39): ?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:53:49): does ot translate correctly?
defensemaster1 (20:54:37): I can understand it, kind of. That is kind of like when I was hitting on this hot 17 year old Brazilian girl by translating her poetry into English.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:54:41): I put in this.........It's interesting that you would like a 5 gallon can of ice cream. Not that I wouldn't, but it is interesting you have to admit.......and I got back that
defensemaster1 (20:54:54): Here is the correct version:
defensemaster1 (20:55:47): Es ist interessant, dass du eine 5 Gallonen Dose Eis möchtest. Nicht dass ich nicht möchte, aber du musst zugeben, es ist interessant.
defensemaster1 (20:56:10): I enjoy the translation part of work the most.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:56:34): you seriously are just so smart
defensemaster1 (20:56:35): I have an entire list of German books I would like to translate into English, since I think my friends would enjoy them.
defensemaster1 (20:56:47): Maybe I could make some money doing it.....hmmmm.
defensemaster1 (20:56:56): I'm just bored.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:57:18): Would you read something for me?
defensemaster1 (20:57:51): The thing is: I am fucking lazy. I could have perhaps been great, but fuck it, I would rather have time to fuck off, listen to music, read, watch movies, etc.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:57:51): first let me explain befre you do.....it has to do with interpretation
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:58:16): But you have a multilingual gift
defensemaster1 (20:58:25): Yeah. I want to learn French.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:58:32): and I know it has come from a lot of hard work
defensemaster1 (20:58:44): Rule of thumb when considering a language: are most of the chicks in the country hot?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:58:50): do you think you can?
defensemaster1 (20:58:55): Swedish, for example, is a good choice.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:59:06): lol
defensemaster1 (20:59:11): Oui, oui. I had a year with Jackie Paulsen.
defensemaster1 (20:59:19): That hooked nose wench!
defensemaster1 (20:59:22): haha
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (20:59:31): bitch
defensemaster1 (21:00:05): What was quite interesting about that class was that sitting right across from her, and next to me (since I had a secret crush on her) was none other than her rival, Dana Brinkmeier! She eventually took Jackie's husband, Mark, from her.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:00:07): I know what she is now.....I didn't then....or I didn't want to know what she was then.
defensemaster1 (21:00:24): I wonder if John boned her. There were always rumours.
defensemaster1 (21:00:46): Knowing what I know now, I certainly hope so. Small town life, you take what you get.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:00:46): Did you aske him?
defensemaster1 (21:00:58): What's with Ye Olde English, Lynn?
defensemaster1 (21:01:04): No, did you?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:01:17): what do you mean?
defensemaster1 (21:01:24): Did you ask him?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:01:30): no
defensemaster1 (21:01:34): I didn't mean, did you bang her....hahaha
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:01:40): I might have once upon a time
defensemaster1 (21:01:47): There are some lines that even friends do not cross. Then again, maybe I'll ask him. I usually speak my mind.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:02:09): I'm asking what' do you mean Ye Olde English?
defensemaster1 (21:02:31): There were a couple of hot teachers, right out of the Van Halen paradigm, at Ye Olde Exira High.
defensemaster1 (21:02:45): Pat Leinen, the art teacher was smokin'.
defensemaster1 (21:02:51): Allison Berryhill even more so.
defensemaster1 (21:03:18): It was a joke, goddamnit. You typed ask with an e on the end!
defensemaster1 (21:03:29): A failed joke at that!
defensemaster1 (21:03:30): haha
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:03:32): oh
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:03:37): tee he hee
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:03:49): shame on me
defensemaster1 (21:03:54): I rode my bicycle to work again today.
defensemaster1 (21:04:01): Man, you miss so much in a car.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:04:03): I got that impression
defensemaster1 (21:04:05): Hot chicks for one.
defensemaster1 (21:04:32): And scenery, man, I was on a tour of Nürnberg history.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:04:34): the landscape is covered with german beauties?
defensemaster1 (21:04:39): Yeah.
defensemaster1 (21:05:10): I think in the summer the mode of choice to pick up some chick for an illicit affair would be on a bicycle.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:05:14): Women are more beautiful in Germany?
defensemaster1 (21:05:30): Velociped!
defensemaster1 (21:05:42): I think that is French for bicycle.
defensemaster1 (21:06:08): Well, there is, I would say, a larger hot population here.
defensemaster1 (21:06:25): I think that is due to the lack of high fructose corn syrup.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:06:25): the word doesn't translate
defensemaster1 (21:06:36): Then fuck it, I'm wrong.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:06:45): hold on
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:07:08): not french
defensemaster1 (21:07:18): What is the French word for bike?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:08:31): bicyclette
defensemaster1 (21:08:57): Sounds like underwear.
defensemaster1 (21:09:17): I thought I remember seeing a sign with Velociped on it on a bike track in France.
defensemaster1 (21:09:30): Maybe it was all a dream, a wild, weird, fantastic dream.
defensemaster1 (21:09:53): All these naked French women riding circles around me on those bikes with the big wheel in front.
defensemaster1 (21:10:01): Who knows?!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:10:15): it sounds like underwear? hmmm.........my translator is probably very sensitive to spelling
defensemaster1 (21:10:21): I'm kidding!
defensemaster1 (21:10:42): Wow, every lame attempt at a joke fails!
defensemaster1 (21:11:22): So back to my bike ride. I ride first towards the airport, going through the fields of Knoblauchsland, where I live.
defensemaster1 (21:11:51): We don't have Mexicans, we have Poles, and for a pittance and a pint of vodka, they will pick your white asaparagus.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:12:05): your european bunge cord mentality is much more fluid than my american afraid of height's mode
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:12:52): they will pick your white asperigus?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:12:58): lol
defensemaster1 (21:13:08): I was going to say "Hallo" as I rode past, but they were working feverishly. Then a song popped into my head, Maggie's farm by Bob Dylan. "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more!"
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:13:30): classic
defensemaster1 (21:13:39): Yeah, the asparagus is white, which adds to its phallicity.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:13:46): Dylan was great in his prime
defensemaster1 (21:14:07): So I rode all the way to the castle singing Dylan. Then I remembered that everyone can hear me, unlike in a car.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:14:28): you are in a rather diverse metaphor mode
defensemaster1 (21:14:44): Now the Nürnberg castle, die Burg, is the high point in town, more so on the return trip. Otherwise there are few hills.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:14:55): is it odd for you to be singing in english?
defensemaster1 (21:15:12): The castle was scenic, then I rode downhill and through one of the city gates in the wall.
defensemaster1 (21:15:53): I drove past the beautiful fountain, named appropriately in German, Der Schöne Brunnen, the beautiful fountain.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:16:38): interesting
defensemaster1 (21:17:38): Then I drove by the Frauenkirche, on Insel Schutt, and then out of the old city center through the Wöhrder Wiese, a big park,
defensemaster1 (21:18:22): Turning at Wöhrder See, a lake, I drove south, passing the old Nürnberg party rally grounds of the Nazis and the exhibition center.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:18:30): I just changed my status on Facebook
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:18:46): Lynn thinks this is funny. "...and for a pittance and a pint of vodka, they will pick your white asaparagus."
defensemaster1 (21:18:47): I thought it was nice.
defensemaster1 (21:19:05): Well, there is a typo in asparagus.
defensemaster1 (21:19:32): I kind of like ass-a-pair-a-gus better, too.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:19:53): Chris......I was reading your story, but I kept thinking about the line picking my white asparagus......it's very humourous
defensemaster1 (21:20:03): So I got to work in about an hour and 15 minutes.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:20:21): or could be hold on phone
defensemaster1 (21:20:41): Since this was my second time biking to work, I thought ahead, and brought a spare T-shirt.
defensemaster1 (21:22:53): Are you on hold right now?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:25:11): no....cathy wants me to come to the school
defensemaster1 (21:25:23): To do what?
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:26:23): I have to pick some stuff up for her.....a movie camera....check out her speaker system in the room.....and there's somethign she wants me to look at on the computer
defensemaster1 (21:26:34): More etc.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:26:42): exactly
defensemaster1 (21:26:44): You are a busy dude this Friday.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:27:13): I am always busy with stuff it seems like.
defensemaster1 (21:27:23): Wow, I just found out that those big wheeled bikes are called Velocipeds. So the naked French girls must have had something to do with it.
defensemaster1 (21:27:37): That is good, I guess. For you! I'm an idler.
defensemaster1 (21:27:45): I should do more.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:28:01): No you shouldn't!
defensemaster1 (21:28:08): "You should do more, Chris."
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:28:08): you already run circles around me
defensemaster1 (21:28:11): Yeah right
defensemaster1 (21:28:17): No, I don't.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:28:57): I listen to you talk......bicycling accross Germany on a bicycle
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:29:04): god!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:29:19): going to learn french
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:29:22): GOD
defensemaster1 (21:29:27): Geez, now that you put it that way, I AM a hard worker.
defensemaster1 (21:29:34): haha
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:29:41): I'm thinking some of this stuff you should'n't even tell me about! lol
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:30:13): I would like to think that you ride home in a silent car.....windows rolled up tight.....doors locked......
defensemaster1 (21:30:16): I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:30:27): lol........
defensemaster1 (21:30:54): No, there I am, singing And Your Bird Can Sing at the top of my lungs.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:30:54): well, I have to get rolling.....big weekend for you?
defensemaster1 (21:31:04): Uh....
defensemaster1 (21:31:06): NO!
defensemaster1 (21:31:10): I am an idler.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:31:38): cathy and I have to go to Orlando to UCF to a meeting for the grad class we are taking over the summer tomorrow
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:31:50): I've got a 4.0 so far!
defensemaster1 (21:31:57): See, productivity in action!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:32:07): not really
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:32:34): Chris...it's called ......shit......I don't know what it's called
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:33:03): they actually ride those things?
defensemaster1 (21:33:10): Naked French girls do.
defensemaster1 (21:33:19): Oui oui!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:33:38): oh my!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:33:43): I have to go!
defensemaster1 (21:33:50): See ya later, Lynn!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:33:50): Have a good weekend
defensemaster1 (21:33:54): You too!
defensemaster1 (21:33:57): Stay productive!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:34:00): don't be too idle!
defensemaster1 (21:34:02): It is the American way!
defensemaster1 (21:34:09): Uh, yeah, right.
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:34:10): one thing at a time
defensemaster1 (21:34:12): Bye!
HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (21:34:13): later
defensemaster1 (21:34:17): Nothing at a time!
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