Fame and Facebook

And now, Gentle Reader, in our continuing saga, Keith Richards, Rolling Stones guitarist and advocate for good living, has become overwhelmed by Facebook friend requests and messages, what I believe to be a prime opportunity for our Iowa Correspondent and Man About Town to finally become his butler and/or personal assistant:

Keith Richards September 1 at 2:36pm

let me look...... keef.

Keith Richards September 1 at 2:40pm

i get soo many messages... its not even right any more.. takes forever to go through them all......... keef

Loren R. Christensen September 2 at 8:18am

i am not bitching. It is nice just drop a line once in a while, no worries no demands. Do you suppose maybe, you could send an autogrphed picture and i could give it to Karl for Christmas??? If not, then that is fine. this thing is getting so big, that i am a little worried that i am going to lose you just because it is too taxing on you. if that ends up being the case then i am still glad that we had the chance to sort of get aquainted. My banker is bragging today that HE is now friends with my grandpa, one Chuck Berry. i have always called you dad and him grandpa.

Keith Richards September 2 at 2:40pm

well alright.. and ill see what i can do for the fellow. we will see about this ole thing.. the mates are adding me up like crazy.. the time and effort is just so much.. i feel bad, but theres so many notifications and messages every day, and i cant even make it on here every day. i dont know what to do............ keef.

Loren R. Christensen September 2 at 5:15pm

Thank you for everything. You have already provided so much joy in my life. Karl is going to flip when he sees that at christmas. my address is 8913 golf circle west des moines iowa 50266. Here is a question: What can I do for you???? How 'bout a bottle of genuine Templeton Rye....not the store bought shit, but real moonshine. they still make it up at the still in Templeton Iowa. This was a real Al Capone outfit during prohibition. I cannot send it through mail for obvious reasons, but the next time you are in the Midwest, Karl and I and the holdout skeptics, Karen and Katie could give it to one of your people or in person if you can work it in...you would love the stuff, it is inline with that old Rebel Yell you used to drink.

Your Friend,

Loren