The Wolf Man of Astatula

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:31:58): as it feels today, I upset cathy this morning because I said I wasn't going to go over and talk to the neighbors who we suspect of running a dog fighting ring

Defensemaster1 (16:32:36): I wouldn't get mixed up with those kind of folks.

Defensemaster1 (16:32:59): If you suspect something, you should perhaps talk with the cops to see what, if anything, you can do.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:03): I heard the barking for awhile last night....but went outside and it stopped.....but there have been other nights when we've been in bed and heard it around midnight

Defensemaster1 (16:33:20): Are they black or Mexican?

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:21): I agree with you

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:23): no

Defensemaster1 (16:33:24): Or just redneck

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:26): yes

Defensemaster1 (16:33:46): They probably just have too many dogs in front of the trailer.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:46): a very nice place

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:01): well, it's the hooting and hollering

Defensemaster1 (16:34:07): Of people?

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:10): sometime

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:18): you think you hear that

Defensemaster1 (16:34:30): Like what: "Come on Killer, kill 'im!!"

Defensemaster1 (16:34:52): "Go get 'em, Butcher!"

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:54): one night it sounded like they were having a dance over in the area where the barking comes from

Defensemaster1 (16:35:04): "I won! I won! That's 500 bucks for me!"

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:35:18): you have the picture

Defensemaster1 (16:35:28): "Swing yer partner, do si do, bring a pit bull to the show!"

Defensemaster1 (16:35:53): Like I said, I wouldn't personally get mixed up with that.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:14): Well, the sound in the air here is just strange.....it's like you hear it from over there, but it might be coming from another over there

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:31): But Cathy thinks it makes me a man

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:33): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:36:36): If it is a noise issue, maybe there is a noise ordinance that the cops can be called on.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:46): call me Buford Pusser

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:37:04): I'll carry over my 2x4

Defensemaster1 (16:37:12): Buford Pussy, maybe, but that being said, you don't bring a pussy to a dog fight.

Defensemaster1 (16:37:27): I'd be a pussy in this case.

Defensemaster1 (16:37:35): I avoid confrontation.

Defensemaster1 (16:38:02): Who really gives a shit about the dogs, anyway? If it is a noise issue, then attack it from that angle. Those dogs are bred for it.

Defensemaster1 (16:38:06): That is all they know.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:38:14): Well, its just so bizarre all the strange crap that seems to just seep from the soil down here in Florida

Defensemaster1 (16:38:35): You find out, once you move away from Exira, that everyone everywhere else is fucking insane.

Defensemaster1 (16:38:47): Or just stupid.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:39:11): Chris, dog fighting for entertainment is WRONG! were you serious?

Defensemaster1 (16:40:16): Yeah. Who gives a rat's ass? It isn't like these are cute, cuddly Cocker Spaniels or even trusty German Shepards. They are fugly pit bulls who are bred for nothing but. They aren't lovable pets. You either fight em or you should shoot them.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:40:32): I suppose I'm sensitive to it because we have 2 poms and they are dumb as nails. Have I told you about the wolf that roams around here at night?

Defensemaster1 (16:40:39): Huh?

Defensemaster1 (16:40:47): Do you live in a Gingerbread forest or what?

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:41:48): There is a wolf that walks up and down the street, hwy 561 at night.....it comes out during the day......it freaks out the cats to the roof of the house.....

Defensemaster1 (16:42:05): A real wolf? Or just a wild dog?

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:42:09): No telling how many it's killed

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:42:15): WOLF

Defensemaster1 (16:42:19): Probably a redneck pet gone stray.

Defensemaster1 (16:42:32): Shoot it and make a rug.

Defensemaster1 (16:42:37): That would be cool.

Defensemaster1 (16:43:14): Or make one of those Indian headdress deals where the wolf's head is worn like a hat, with the pelt hanging down the back.

Defensemaster1 (16:43:45): You live in the USA, where it is just a matter of reaching in the cupboard and pulling out a semi-automatic rifle.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:43:48): there's a land fill down the road, they used Wolves to take down the rat population.....then 2 wolves came up missing.......I think one of them.....maybe both....live in the timber behind our house

Defensemaster1 (16:44:04): See, what did I tell ya...redneck problem!

Defensemaster1 (16:44:26): "Gee, Cletus, I think we should get a wolf to control rats. Poison never seems to work that well."

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:44:46): It's just pretty rural here and instead of that being a peaceful rural, it's sort of a notorious rural

Defensemaster1 (16:44:47): Redneck logic at its finest. What a bunch of dumbasses.

Defensemaster1 (16:45:02): That is southern rural for ya.

Defensemaster1 (16:45:11): Idyllic it's not.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:45:19): It's just weirld

Defensemaster1 (16:45:33): Trap the wolf!

Defensemaster1 (16:45:46): Then you could bring him to the dogfight and rake in the cash!

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:45:50): without trapping someone's dog?

Defensemaster1 (16:46:09): Maybe you should get in on this dogfighting action, Lynn.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:10): It's just the dangest thing

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:35): Yeah.....me and Michael Vick

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:43): comparing stories

Defensemaster1 (16:47:00): Your neighbors would shit if you showed up with the wolf on a Saturday night.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:14): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:47:17): Big chain, muzzle, Taser

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:28): well, I"ve met them once at the movie theatre....

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:42): common folk

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:12): and the say I'm bad

Defensemaster1 (16:48:13): You'd have to have some kind of electric shock deal to 1) keep him under control and 2) make him pissed enough to kill every one of those pit bulls. If all their dogs die, you come home to peace and quiet, and the problem is really solved. Plus, you have the benefits of an interesting pet.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:14): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:48:35): You'd be the Wolf Man of Astatula.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:48): I think I should get a siren and set it off when we hear the barking

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:25): I don't think that the cops would even take the complaint seriously

Defensemaster1 (16:49:33): They are probably in on the take.

Defensemaster1 (16:49:34): lol

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:40): probably

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:44): seriously

Defensemaster1 (16:49:58): I think trapping the wolf would solve your problem.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:58): "oh, farley is a good ole boy

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:50:21): his guys are good'uns....."

Defensemaster1 (16:50:35): The cats would be safe, the dogfighting would be over, you'd win all the earnings from it, and you and the Wolf could hang out and watch 24.

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:50:51): It might be the wolf the dogs are barking at right?

Defensemaster1 (16:50:53): It would be a textbook Merry Christmas

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:01): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:51:03): Well, if that is the case...

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:26): did you say a textbook merry christmas? lol

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:32): we saved the cats

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:34): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:51:43): Yeah.

Defensemaster1 (16:51:55): A Southern Fried Christmas with Lynn and the Wolf

Defensemaster1 (16:52:07): On page 2 of the Bigmouth!