The Wolf Man of Astatula

Bigmouthfrikazee (16:31:58): as it feels today, I upset cathy this morning because I said I wasn't going to go over and talk to the neighbors who we suspect of running a dog fighting ring
Defensemaster1 (16:32:36): I wouldn't get mixed up with those kind of folks.
Defensemaster1 (16:32:59): If you suspect something, you should perhaps talk with the cops to see what, if anything, you can do.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:03): I heard the barking for awhile last night....but went outside and it stopped.....but there have been other nights when we've been in bed and heard it around midnight
Defensemaster1 (16:33:20): Are they black or Mexican?
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:21): I agree with you
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:23): no
Defensemaster1 (16:33:24): Or just redneck
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:26): yes
Defensemaster1 (16:33:46): They probably just have too many dogs in front of the trailer.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:33:46): a very nice place
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:01): well, it's the hooting and hollering
Defensemaster1 (16:34:07): Of people?
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:10): sometime
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:18): you think you hear that
Defensemaster1 (16:34:30): Like what: "Come on Killer, kill 'im!!"
Defensemaster1 (16:34:52): "Go get 'em, Butcher!"
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:34:54): one night it sounded like they were having a dance over in the area where the barking comes from
Defensemaster1 (16:35:04): "I won! I won! That's 500 bucks for me!"
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:35:18): you have the picture
Defensemaster1 (16:35:28): "Swing yer partner, do si do, bring a pit bull to the show!"
Defensemaster1 (16:35:53): Like I said, I wouldn't personally get mixed up with that.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:14): Well, the sound in the air here is just strange.....it's like you hear it from over there, but it might be coming from another over there
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:31): But Cathy thinks it makes me a man
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:33): lol
Defensemaster1 (16:36:36): If it is a noise issue, maybe there is a noise ordinance that the cops can be called on.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:36:46): call me Buford Pusser
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:37:04): I'll carry over my 2x4
Defensemaster1 (16:37:12): Buford Pussy, maybe, but that being said, you don't bring a pussy to a dog fight.
Defensemaster1 (16:37:27): I'd be a pussy in this case.
Defensemaster1 (16:37:35): I avoid confrontation.
Defensemaster1 (16:38:02): Who really gives a shit about the dogs, anyway? If it is a noise issue, then attack it from that angle. Those dogs are bred for it.
Defensemaster1 (16:38:06): That is all they know.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:38:14): Well, its just so bizarre all the strange crap that seems to just seep from the soil down here in Florida
Defensemaster1 (16:38:35): You find out, once you move away from Exira, that everyone everywhere else is fucking insane.
Defensemaster1 (16:38:47): Or just stupid.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:39:11): Chris, dog fighting for entertainment is WRONG! were you serious?
Defensemaster1 (16:40:16): Yeah. Who gives a rat's ass? It isn't like these are cute, cuddly Cocker Spaniels or even trusty German Shepards. They are fugly pit bulls who are bred for nothing but. They aren't lovable pets. You either fight em or you should shoot them.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:40:32): I suppose I'm sensitive to it because we have 2 poms and they are dumb as nails. Have I told you about the wolf that roams around here at night?
Defensemaster1 (16:40:39): Huh?
Defensemaster1 (16:40:47): Do you live in a Gingerbread forest or what?
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:41:48): There is a wolf that walks up and down the street, hwy 561 at night.....it comes out during the day......it freaks out the cats to the roof of the house.....
Defensemaster1 (16:42:05): A real wolf? Or just a wild dog?
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:42:09): No telling how many it's killed
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:42:15): WOLF
Defensemaster1 (16:42:19): Probably a redneck pet gone stray.
Defensemaster1 (16:42:32): Shoot it and make a rug.
Defensemaster1 (16:42:37): That would be cool.
Defensemaster1 (16:43:14): Or make one of those Indian headdress deals where the wolf's head is worn like a hat, with the pelt hanging down the back.
Defensemaster1 (16:43:45): You live in the USA, where it is just a matter of reaching in the cupboard and pulling out a semi-automatic rifle.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:43:48): there's a land fill down the road, they used Wolves to take down the rat population.....then 2 wolves came up missing.......I think one of them.....maybe both....live in the timber behind our house
Defensemaster1 (16:44:04): See, what did I tell ya...redneck problem!
Defensemaster1 (16:44:26): "Gee, Cletus, I think we should get a wolf to control rats. Poison never seems to work that well."
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:44:46): It's just pretty rural here and instead of that being a peaceful rural, it's sort of a notorious rural
Defensemaster1 (16:44:47): Redneck logic at its finest. What a bunch of dumbasses.
Defensemaster1 (16:45:02): That is southern rural for ya.
Defensemaster1 (16:45:11): Idyllic it's not.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:45:19): It's just weirld
Defensemaster1 (16:45:33): Trap the wolf!
Defensemaster1 (16:45:46): Then you could bring him to the dogfight and rake in the cash!
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:45:50): without trapping someone's dog?
Defensemaster1 (16:46:09): Maybe you should get in on this dogfighting action, Lynn.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:10): It's just the dangest thing
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:35): Yeah.....me and Michael Vick
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:46:43): comparing stories
Defensemaster1 (16:47:00): Your neighbors would shit if you showed up with the wolf on a Saturday night.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:14): lol
Defensemaster1 (16:47:17): Big chain, muzzle, Taser
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:28): well, I"ve met them once at the movie theatre....
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:47:42): common folk
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:12): and the say I'm bad
Defensemaster1 (16:48:13): You'd have to have some kind of electric shock deal to 1) keep him under control and 2) make him pissed enough to kill every one of those pit bulls. If all their dogs die, you come home to peace and quiet, and the problem is really solved. Plus, you have the benefits of an interesting pet.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:14): lol
Defensemaster1 (16:48:35): You'd be the Wolf Man of Astatula.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:48:48): I think I should get a siren and set it off when we hear the barking
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:25): I don't think that the cops would even take the complaint seriously
Defensemaster1 (16:49:33): They are probably in on the take.
Defensemaster1 (16:49:34): lol
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:40): probably
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:44): seriously
Defensemaster1 (16:49:58): I think trapping the wolf would solve your problem.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:49:58): "oh, farley is a good ole boy
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:50:21): his guys are good'uns....."
Defensemaster1 (16:50:35): The cats would be safe, the dogfighting would be over, you'd win all the earnings from it, and you and the Wolf could hang out and watch 24.
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:50:51): It might be the wolf the dogs are barking at right?
Defensemaster1 (16:50:53): It would be a textbook Merry Christmas
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:01): lol
Defensemaster1 (16:51:03): Well, if that is the case...
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:26): did you say a textbook merry christmas? lol
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:32): we saved the cats
Bigmouthfrikazee (16:51:34): lol
Defensemaster1 (16:51:43): Yeah.
Defensemaster1 (16:51:55): A Southern Fried Christmas with Lynn and the Wolf
Defensemaster1 (16:52:07): On page 2 of the Bigmouth!

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