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While celebrity Miley Cyrus may be getting bashed from the conservative right over hankering down on a large chocolate penis cake on none other than Saturday, January 14, 2012, we here at
Festung Europa would like to applaud the young singer for celebrating
Saturday the 14th in style.
Big Chocolate Dick Cake is indeed an appropriate substitute for the revered
Big Chocolate Dick Cookie, in our opinion, and hopefully she enjoyed the tasty torte with ample shots of milk. Her luck will certainly improve until the next Saturday the 14th in April.
-CRM
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