The Big Game Recap
Well, Iowa State fans were disappointed last Saturday as the Cyclones fell to intrastate rival, Iowa, in Iowa City, 27 to 17. To get an Iowa perspective on the game, let's tune in once again to our local Man about Town, everyone's friend and co-worker, Loren Christensen.
Loren, are you there?
GET ME A TWELVE-PACK AND A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH, HERE'S A COMPANY CREDIT CARD, CHARGE IT UNDER "MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES".
Loren?
HUH?
Loren, tell us about the big game on Saturday.
WELL CHRIS, IOWA STATE IN TYPICAL FASHION SHOWED UP AT KINNICK STADIUM WITH HER HEAD HELD HIGH, IN ANTICIPATION OF DEFEATING THIS OFT OVER RATED OPPONENT IN ITS VERY BACKYARD. AGAIN, KEEPING TO FORM, IOWA STATE STARTED THE GAME HANDILY OUTPLAYING IT'S FOE ONLY TO FOUNDER , FAIL, FUCK UP, AND HAND IOWA ITS THIRD WIN OF THIS YOUNG AND NOW SOON TOO LONG (FOR IOWA STATE FANS) SEASON.
BACK TO YOU IN NUREMBURG, CHRIS
Thanks, Loren, for you commentary! We'll be tuning in again to you, soon.
Loren, are you there?
GET ME A TWELVE-PACK AND A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH, HERE'S A COMPANY CREDIT CARD, CHARGE IT UNDER "MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES".
Loren?
HUH?
Loren, tell us about the big game on Saturday.
WELL CHRIS, IOWA STATE IN TYPICAL FASHION SHOWED UP AT KINNICK STADIUM WITH HER HEAD HELD HIGH, IN ANTICIPATION OF DEFEATING THIS OFT OVER RATED OPPONENT IN ITS VERY BACKYARD. AGAIN, KEEPING TO FORM, IOWA STATE STARTED THE GAME HANDILY OUTPLAYING IT'S FOE ONLY TO FOUNDER , FAIL, FUCK UP, AND HAND IOWA ITS THIRD WIN OF THIS YOUNG AND NOW SOON TOO LONG (FOR IOWA STATE FANS) SEASON.
BACK TO YOU IN NUREMBURG, CHRIS
Thanks, Loren, for you commentary! We'll be tuning in again to you, soon.
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