Some Thoughts on Dick Cookie
Gentle reader,
You know what tomorrow is, don't you? It is Saturday the Fourteenth, meaning one thing:
Big Chocolate Dick Cookie!
We at Festung Europa decided to poll some prominent politicians to get their thoughts on this festive occasion.
"Mmmmm, there's nothing more satisfying than that first bite of Big Chocolate Dick Cookie."
"I'm still going to fight for your right to a Dick Cookie THIS BIG!"
"The terrorists want to take away your Big Chocolate Dick Cookie. Heck, you'd be lucky to even get this much."
"Dick Cookie?"
You know what tomorrow is, don't you? It is Saturday the Fourteenth, meaning one thing:
Big Chocolate Dick Cookie!
We at Festung Europa decided to poll some prominent politicians to get their thoughts on this festive occasion.
"Mmmmm, there's nothing more satisfying than that first bite of Big Chocolate Dick Cookie."
"I'm still going to fight for your right to a Dick Cookie THIS BIG!"
"The terrorists want to take away your Big Chocolate Dick Cookie. Heck, you'd be lucky to even get this much."
"Dick Cookie?"
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