Thought for the Weekend

I came across this interesting tidbit on Facebook and found it to be quite humorous. Have a nice weekend, folks! Carpe cerevisiam!

You know you're German if...

• You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
• Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
• You carry a "4You" backpack.
• You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
• You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer".
• You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
• You have asked your Asian-American friend, "No, but where are you *really* from?"
• You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper.
• You call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking".
• You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
• You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
• People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from.
• Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons.
• You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
• Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
• You were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
• You yell at people for jaywalking.
• You grew up watching "Löwenzahn" and "Die Sendung mit der Maus". And Baywatch.
• You think college tuition is an outrage.
• You routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
• On your last day of high school you made your teachers sing Karaoke and jump through hoops.
• You wear brown leather shoes.
• Your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
• You have ended an English sentence with "..., or?".
• You can tell at least one Manta joke.
• You're a college student in your 11th year.
• Your first sexual experience was on Sat1, Saturday night at 11pm.
• You spent hours in school learning to pronounce "th".
• You expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
• You complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
• You wear socks with your sandals.