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Ah, yes, gentle readers, it is I again, Mark Kingsley, reporting to you from the dark and icy shores of beautiful Lake Athabasca. I hope you and yours made it through the holiday festivities, round one, and have a little time "between the years", so to speak, to relax, recover and reflect upon the past year and the new one to come.

And, if you are planning a New Year's bash, why not consider the latest trend in holiday and party fashion, genuine Uranium City Uranium. Why use a black light when all of your guests can glow with the flow, ringing in the new year in a ghostly, phosphorescent way? Just a little chunk in your punch will warm the hearts of your guests and give them a night to remember. Uranium City Uranium, it is the gift that keeps on giving!

Let's take a look at some of our post-Christmas mail here in Uranium City, eh. Our first letter comes from a concerned reader in Big Blak Dong, South Korea. It reads:

Dear Defensemaster,

I am writing with displeasure at what seems to be the end of one of my favorite Festung Europa features, namely the weekly column, "Interesting People on the Fringe". What happened? Are there plans to bring it back?

Sincerely,

Buck in Big Blak Dong


Dear Buck,

Your concerns are warranted, but it seems as though Defensemaster has just taken a breather from the column. It may, or then again, may not, return in the near future, eh. You see, in order to keep our article quality high here at Festung Europa, the editorial staff decided to put this column in limbo for the time being. The chance was there that someone would be profiled in that column who, in all actuality, isn't that damn interesting. So, have patience, my slant-eyed, little friend. "Interesting People on the Fringe" may soon be back, more interesting than ever!


OK, eh, let's take another look in our mailbag for this week. Ah, here is one, this time from a gentle reader on the Great Plains:

Dear Defensemaster,

We here at the Orange City Christian Alliance are outraged at the utter profanity, sexual innuendo and HEATHENISM of your website! You should be ashamed of yourself! To protect our children, we have added your website to our list of filtered websites in our Christian school system. May the LORD have mercy on your soul!

Sincerely,

Outraged in Orange City

Dear Outraged,

Jeezus Christ, sorry about that, eh! We at Festung Europa strive to make our product a pleasant experience for all involved. So, that being said, why don't you go down to your fucking Christian school's library and pull out a copy of the US Bill of Rights, First Amendment, motherfucker. It is all about choice, here. You can choose not to read our product, just as many people in the fifty-six nations of the free world CHOOSE to read it. Don't deny someone else their rights just because you think that you are right. And may the wolves of WOTAN gnaw on your bones!

Well, that wraps it up for another Back to Saskatchewan Mailbag folks! It is always a pleasure, eh. I'm Mark Kingsley, signing off from beautful Uranium City.

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