The Blowjob Song

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:27:56): Did you listen to your musical selection courtesy of Lynn today?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:28:08): listened...

Defensemaster1 (16:28:12): Not yet...is that one of yours?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:28:23): of course it's one of mine

Defensemaster1 (16:28:29): You wrote it?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:28:38): of course I wrote it

Defensemaster1 (16:28:39): The blowjob song?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:29:16): well, it's called Off the Top of Your Head.....and it seemed like sort of natural transition

Defensemaster1 (16:29:51): OK, well now I am intrigued. Let me put on some headphones and let you know what I think. Just a moment...

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:30:30): it has a bit of a country hick sound to it......another one that I wrote years and years ago......late 80s

Defensemaster1 (16:30:45): And there's a subtle reference to fellatio in it?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:31:00): not really......

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:31:06): to me there is

Defensemaster1 (16:31:13): Uh oh.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:31:17): I think it was like in the back of my mind

Defensemaster1 (16:31:22): Now I am really intrigued.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:31:37): don't be too intrigued

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:31:44): it's not that good

Defensemaster1 (16:31:50): Hopefully I won't read too much into it.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:32:37): Of course, it's poetic......sort of Lynn analyzing truth fiction and the way it plays out

Defensemaster1 (16:32:54): Poetic cocksucking.

Defensemaster1 (16:32:59): You gotta love it.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:33:22): i'd not about that.......but it could be taken that way

Defensemaster1 (16:37:51): OK

Defensemaster1 (16:38:20): She refused to say those words to you 'cause she had your dick in her mouth?

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:38:34): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:38:35): "You bear an awful load"....aww.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:38:44): lol

Defensemaster1 (16:39:00): Songs of peace...piece of ass, that is.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:39:39): I think songs which inspire the listener to insert words of their own are the best.

Defensemaster1 (16:39:40): This is what goes through your head during fellatio?

Defensemaster1 (16:39:48): You are fucking weird, Lynn.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:39:50): no

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:40:06): that wasn't what I said silly

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:40:22): it's a song about people keeping secrets from each other

Defensemaster1 (16:40:23): Well, it inspired you to write a song.

Defensemaster1 (16:40:40): Looking at the top of your head...funny.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:40:49): about people talking behind your back

Defensemaster1 (16:40:50): Ok, I have to listen to that again.

Defensemaster1 (16:42:08): I like the melody...it is catchy as usual. "Those longshots say a mouthful"...hahaha!

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:42:26): about people, who to whom their opinions matter to you, talking behind your back.

Defensemaster1 (16:42:38): Sure, Lynn-Bro...whatever.

Defensemaster1 (16:42:57): I like the Aaahhhhh part

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:43:07): originally it was longshots was the addition of the 3 point shot to college basketball

Defensemaster1 (16:43:15): Sure, whatever.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:43:26): don't believe me then

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:43:35): I give you all this insight

Defensemaster1 (16:43:38): This song is pretty good.

Defensemaster1 (16:44:35): The song could have been a Replacements song circa 1985.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:44:43): when I'm gone you can write the book, How Lynn Nelson's Mind Worked. You will be the first bestseller to be featured in medical journals and the bestseller list.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:45:06): It has a good tune

Defensemaster1 (16:45:07): I don't want to go there.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:45:18): it comes back to me......pardon the pun

Defensemaster1 (16:45:26): *rim shot!*

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:45:38): perhaps

Defensemaster1 (16:46:13): Do you have any songs about cunnilingus? Conny Lingus and the Furbearers

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:46:33): sorry

Defensemaster1 (16:46:44): That would be a great name for an Irish Band.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:47:13): chimm chimmeney, chimm chimmeny, chimm chimm sharooo......

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:48:10): the madness has run it's course

Defensemaster1 (16:48:27): Lynn, thanks, this song is the best you've sent me in a long while.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:48:45): better than the christmas song?

Defensemaster1 (16:48:49): You could have rocked the house with this one at the Mill.

Defensemaster1 (16:48:58): Well, I don't know about that, but it is darn catchy.

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:49:09): it is catchy isn't it

HAWKNESSMONSTER3 (16:49:16): sometimes I think it s just me

Defensemaster1 (16:49:24): I'll be humming it all afternoon. (Pardon the pun!)

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Off the Top of Your Head (The Blowjob Song)
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