H-Shoes for A-Holes

[17:28] Defensemaster1: You'll do fine. If you have time, take another practice test under the same restraints (time, isolation, etc.) as the real thing. I think that simulation is the best path to success.
[17:29] hawknessmonster3: I was shocked I did so well on the reading. Yeah.....I did have to get up and pee at one point.....had answers hidden on the stool you know
[17:29] Defensemaster1: A lot of the testing challenge lies in being able to RELAX and focus on what you are doing. Training under simulated conditions gets you used to the atmosphere, so to speak, and will produce success in most cases.
[17:30] Defensemaster1: Yes, a fecal folio, as it were.
[17:30] Defensemaster1: You could market it as "scat notes".
[17:31] hawknessmonster3: I need to market
[17:31] hawknessmonster3: all the dummy books out there
[17:31] Defensemaster1: Yes, that was a money maker.
[17:31] hawknessmonster3: I could have one too
[17:31] Defensemaster1: I could write books for assholes.
[17:32] Defensemaster1: "The complete assholes guide to picking up women"
[17:32] hawknessmonster3: Isn't it all cliff notes that fix.........I could see you writing that book!
[17:32] hawknessmonster3: Best seller
[17:32] hawknessmonster3: chapter one....attitude
[17:32] Defensemaster1: The complete asshole's guide to finding a job
[17:33] hawknessmonster3: chapter two........HEY!@
[17:33] hawknessmonster3: that's a little touchy topic if you don't mind
[17:33] Defensemaster1: The complete asshole's guide to fucking your best friend's wife
[17:33] Defensemaster1: Stuff like that.
[17:33] Defensemaster1: Sorry
[17:33] hawknessmonster3: I know you are
[17:33] hawknessmonster3: lol
[17:33] Defensemaster1: Bowling for Assholes
[17:34] Defensemaster1: Horseshoes for Assholes
[17:34] hawknessmonster3: I don't think it would make you the most popular friend
[17:34] Defensemaster1: Yeah, but they may make the novelty market.
[17:34] hawknessmonster3: now horseshoes for assholes has a nice ring to it
[17:34] Defensemaster1: Good band name
[17:34] Defensemaster1: Would get scant radio play, but downloads would be top!
[17:34] hawknessmonster3: HFA......yes
[17:35] Defensemaster1: You could call it Horseshoes for A-holes, just to get by the censors.
[17:35] hawknessmonster3: hey....you work with excel you said right?
[17:35] Defensemaster1: Or, H-shoes for A-holes
[17:35] hawknessmonster3: the pc version of the game
[17:35] Defensemaster1: I kind of like that one.
[17:36] Defensemaster1: The first album would be entitled "Picnic"
[17:36] hawknessmonster3: lol
[17:36] Defensemaster1: I need to write some lyrics, and you can set them to music.
[17:36] hawknessmonster3: use one of my tunes and there you go
[17:36] Defensemaster1: I'll have to meditate on them.
[17:36] hawknessmonster3: I like the picnic theme
[17:37] Defensemaster1: Yeah, you could have a potato salad medley, a song about old Aunt Jean, another about titty fucking your second cousin behind the bushes, stuff like that.
[17:38] hawknessmonster3: you have a Dr Dimento aspect
[17:38] Defensemaster1: Perhaps.
[17:38] hawknessmonster3: take the Dr D
[17:38] hawknessmonster3: I like it
[17:39] Defensemaster1: But get this...I have never heard a Dr. Demento program in my life.
[17:39] Defensemaster1: It just comes naturally.
[17:39] hawknessmonster3: really.....you haven't ever heard Dr Dimento?
[17:39] Defensemaster1: Of course I have heard of him, it is just that I never have heard him.
[17:40] hawknessmonster3: I find that hard to accept.
[17:40] Defensemaster1: Well, so it is.
[17:40] Defensemaster1: Save that one for my epitaph.