This one is too good to pass up
In deference to tomorrow's upcoming mid-term elections, here is a quote from the commentary on Tom Tomorrow's latest cartoon on Salon, from Johnny Salami:
Talking sense to a "conservative" is harder than sweet-talking one of my ex-wives into sleeping with me again; it can be done, but it's not easy and requires massive amounts of artery-bursting stress and frustration for a payoff that, in the larger scheme of things, is relatively modest.
And, to the Centre County, Pennsylvania, Elections Commission, who managed to fuck up and not get a requested absentee ballot sent to me this year:
FUCK YOU, YOU UNDEMOCRATIC, INCOMPETENT SCUM! MAY YOUR TEENAGE SONS AND DAUGHTERS BECOME CONGRESSIONAL PAGES AND BE VIOLENTLY SODOMIZED IN CONGRESSIONAL BACKROOMS WHILE REPEATEDLY RECITING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
With liberty and justice for all, motherfucker!
(If Santorum manages to pull off the unbelievable and wins by a small margin, I will go ballistic.)
Talking sense to a "conservative" is harder than sweet-talking one of my ex-wives into sleeping with me again; it can be done, but it's not easy and requires massive amounts of artery-bursting stress and frustration for a payoff that, in the larger scheme of things, is relatively modest.
And, to the Centre County, Pennsylvania, Elections Commission, who managed to fuck up and not get a requested absentee ballot sent to me this year:
FUCK YOU, YOU UNDEMOCRATIC, INCOMPETENT SCUM! MAY YOUR TEENAGE SONS AND DAUGHTERS BECOME CONGRESSIONAL PAGES AND BE VIOLENTLY SODOMIZED IN CONGRESSIONAL BACKROOMS WHILE REPEATEDLY RECITING THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
With liberty and justice for all, motherfucker!
(If Santorum manages to pull off the unbelievable and wins by a small margin, I will go ballistic.)
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