Don't Forget!
Yes, gentle readers, it is Friday the 13th, which means one thing: tomorrow is Big Chocolate Dick Cookie Day! It is a time to celebrate the fertility of the season by partaking of a gooey, warm, chocolately phallus.
So cool down the milk in ice water, heat up the oven to 350°F, roll out your BCDC and pop it in! A quarter hour or so later, you have it, steaming hot. But don't get too greedy, as a fresh dick cookie will fall apart and burn the fingers. It is better to let it cool slowly for a few minutes, taking in its sweet aroma, before devouring its goodness.
So remember the mantra:
Make your cookie
Nice and thick,
And don't be scared
Of the Chocolate Dick!
The oven's hot
And ready to go,
Pop it in
And watch it grow!
Be careful not to
wait too long
Or you have nothing more
Than a crispy schlong.
When it's finished,
Take it out,
But let it cool
Or you'll cry and shout!
Don't get greedy,
Share with your friend,
Although you may fight
Over the balls and the end!
And when you've enjoyed it
With the rest of your ilk,
Chase it down
With a shot of milk!
It's a delicious treat
And more, it may seem.
It's an important festival
Of the Stingray Regime!
Amen.
So cool down the milk in ice water, heat up the oven to 350°F, roll out your BCDC and pop it in! A quarter hour or so later, you have it, steaming hot. But don't get too greedy, as a fresh dick cookie will fall apart and burn the fingers. It is better to let it cool slowly for a few minutes, taking in its sweet aroma, before devouring its goodness.
So remember the mantra:
Make your cookie
Nice and thick,
And don't be scared
Of the Chocolate Dick!
The oven's hot
And ready to go,
Pop it in
And watch it grow!
Be careful not to
wait too long
Or you have nothing more
Than a crispy schlong.
When it's finished,
Take it out,
But let it cool
Or you'll cry and shout!
Don't get greedy,
Share with your friend,
Although you may fight
Over the balls and the end!
And when you've enjoyed it
With the rest of your ilk,
Chase it down
With a shot of milk!
It's a delicious treat
And more, it may seem.
It's an important festival
Of the Stingray Regime!
Amen.
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